给一们耳聋的残疾人安装一部铃一响就发光的电话机，但这电话机仍然对他毫无用外，为什么?

谜语：How long is a shoe，usually?一般鞋有多长?谜底：A little more than a foot long.一英尺多一点。...

谜语：Why did the person throw a clock out the window?谜底：He wanted to see the time flies...

谜语：What’s the longest English word in the world? 世界上最长的英语单词是什么?谜底：Smiles. 微笑。Because there’s “a mile” between the first...

谜语：什么碗吃饭要靠天？谜底：小碗，“天”与“添”谐音，我们常说要“添饭”，如果拿着小碗却想吃更多的饭，只能够不断地添饭。...

谜语：From what number can one take half and leave nothing?谜底：The number 8. Take away the upper half and 0 is left....

谜语：Why don’t women get bald as soon as men? 为什么总是男人比女人先秃头?谜底：Because women wear hire longer. 因为女人头发留得长。...

谜语：有一个人去给领居家的狗喂食，为什么狗却一直咬他呢？谜底：因为这个人是吕洞宾。...

谜语：一男一女比拼脑筋急转弯，为什么男的总是输？谜底：因为难得（男的）糊涂。...

谜语：一枚鸡蛋摔倒了会变成什么？谜底：导弹（倒蛋）。...

谜语：埃尔文十年前吞进去一枚硬币，为什么现在才取出来？谜底：因为十年前他不急着用钱。...